Fan-mail is what I really enjoy about my job, it makes me feel like an almighty goddess with Dolce&Gabbana super powers, a killer fashion police, a mean friend with cruel intentions, someone who can stick the truth in your face. What if the stick is a vibrator? Our Saudi Arabian friend asks for more than a thousand nights of luxury.

To: Mini-Laundrette

From: Miss El Naar's Assistant

Subject: Lonely Nights

Dear Mini-Laundrette,

This is a very private concern, I am Miss El Naar's personal assistant. We love Dolce&Gabbana here. Miss El Naar and her friends always have parties with botox and shopping. This is a very private message, and we would like to keep it private. You know Miss El Naar is very rich, and we would like you to organize a jet with about 50 of the luxury vibrators you display for sale at your Dolce&Gabbana Spiga26 boutique for a private party. Please send us different samples and colors. If you could also send someone who can demonstrate how to use it we will pay for her stay.

Thank you,

The assistant

To: The Assistant

From: Mini-Laundrette

Subject: Can I come?

Dear Assistant,

I also would like to keep this message private... As I would like to be the one who demonstrates how to use the vibrator to your bosses. I am not certain they would let me, but if you send me your credit card details and a private jet, I will go to Spiga26 to fill out the order myself.
There is nothing I wouldn't do to propagate pleasure into the world. Even if in this case, I am the dirty thing doing the laundry.

You dirty rich Arabian Nights!

The Mini-Laundrette