In the spirit of a week based on superficiality, you must look Good while being Bad.

Men's Fashion Week Prep:

1) Diet
Everyone knows Fur Coats are chic but they look best on Animals.
Let them stay cute (and alive) while you use being "Vegan" as an excuse to avoid eating anything but salad.
(Admitting you're on a diet is unattractive).

2) Exercise
I don't believe in "Working Out." Gyms smell bad, sports bras are ugly and sweating is unthinkable.
Stay active in your heels by running after public transportation and tone your arms with heavy bracelets.

3) Support
Vitamin Supplements are better than Botox. There's no pain involved and they won't prevent you from making facial expressions.
These days you can take a pill to improve everything from skin tone to cellulite, hair and nails.
They also give you energy, which you'll need if you're starving.

4) Style
Men's Fashion Week is all about nudity.
Your dresses should only cover enough of your body to keep you from getting arrested.
It's also a good idea to wear stainproof fabrics that won't show all your sins.

5) Swagger
Nothing looks better than a bad attitude.

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