This morning I woke up thinking I had to go to a –sorry but- boring 8am meeting in Via Spiga 26. Meeting just doesn’t go with “pleasing”. Well I was pleased. Like a little girl I jumped from one room to the next discovering what the new store looks like, unfortunately I can’t release that information just yet. However, once I saw Stefano Gabbana’s tweet of the magnificent (no exaggeration there) dildo, I knew I had some sort of green light. To the girl who posted: “No way they did not”, I answer: oh Yes they did. I touched it, and couldn’t help but giggle.

Finally, luxury acknowledged women’s true needs. Clothes are a great satisfaction, I agree, but THIS? Who doesn’t like to have fun? And a lot of fun I had indeed…wearing the gorgeous flowers atop of my head and blushing continuously in front of my workmates. Thank you Mr. Dolce and thank you Mr. Gabbana, to you I bow in the vests of all the fashionable women around the world. Hurray! The new century has literally now begun.

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