Now before we go any further - if you're looking for a rock and roll story, click away. In fact I was going to write about Madonna's after show party but then Mr.G beat me to it, no this is more of a professional story, and one I'd like your advice on...
I'm sure there are stories of Madonna's backing dancers, the lady herself (pretty, smiley and surprisingly pleasant), her new lover (a gentleman) that you'd like to hear - but when your boss pips you to the post, you’re left as I am, quite literally scrapping the bottom(s) of the barrel and a story about loos.
A recent office phenomena I've noticed and what could perhaps be put down to the imminent arrival of Ms Ciccone, is the trend for various colleagues to run into the loo with...their phones.
Now of course I agree it's a lot healthier than taking in other things, but I do wonder if perhaps I'm not busy enough that I should still be on the phone mid-course of nature and conveniently brings me back to a Madonna story for you all. The ‘immaterial’ girl banned mobile phones from entering her recent party on Tuesday and therefore all the proof you need that we are in fact soul sisters.
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