Fact No.1

10am and there's no shoe envy

Fact No.2

The (Italian) radio played Rod's Stewart's "Do you think I'm Sexy?" at 10.05am without a hint of irony

Fact No.3

You can't shout down the phone if you're wearing slippers

Fact No.4

I had to answer my own phone??

Fact No.5

My house has none of those nice little DG sugar packets thus rendering my coffee undrinkable

Fact No.6

There is no need to drink 2 litres of water a day - it's an office thing

Fact No.7

You end up wearing a cardigan. Shoulder-pads worn by a person alone look kind of eerie

Fact No.8

Lunch is a depressing mess of boiled eggs/philadelphia and even worse can't be expensed

Fact No.9

People check-up on you via Skype like you're an old & disturbed person

Fact No.10

No-one cries/screams/slams doors/is sick in the loos.

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