A day out of the office and I've made a number of observations that have me foaming at the mouth for a fix of corporate love.
10am and there's no shoe envy
The (Italian) radio played Rod's Stewart's "Do you think I'm Sexy?" at 10.05am without a hint of irony
You can't shout down the phone if you're wearing slippers
I had to answer my own phone??
My house has none of those nice little DG sugar packets thus rendering my coffee undrinkable
There is no need to drink 2 litres of water a day - it's an office thing
You end up wearing a cardigan. Shoulder-pads worn by a person alone look kind of eerie
Lunch is a depressing mess of boiled eggs/philadelphia and even worse can't be expensed
People check-up on you via Skype like you're an old & disturbed person
No-one cries/screams/slams doors/is sick in the loos.
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