During last nights “intimate Christmas dinner" with close colleagues I decided to let them in on some real A-list secrets. After several bottles of vino rosso inevitably the cameras came out, and the Facebook poses began...

Feeling particulary confident with my red wine glow I decided to tell everyone that in fact their poses were in fact wrong and no-one but no-one would dream of posing directly at the camera unless a million dollar contract had been signed first. After a strained silence and several lost in translation bits - eventually the idea hit home and we proceeded to perfect our, "don't shoot me without paying me first" poses. We eventually left the restaurant at the pumpkin hour of 1am having spent two hours perfecting our poses.

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