A slight error in the tanning department
I am peeling!!! Not aware anyone in Italy peels.
If wear my usual black attire I am worried my colleagues will think I have developed dandruff so opt for white - not an easy decision when 99.9% of my wardrobe is black.
I spend the day avoiding fast movements in case a piece of skin drops onto my laptop. I seem to scare my colleagues and avoid the lift all day.
Going up at firstname.lastname@example.org