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Leave the Christmas kitsch behind

Have a cheeky afternoon sip with the Queen - the Royaltea tea bags.
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Blonde or brunette, have your pick of the bar with these wiggy bar stools by Dejena Kabiljo.
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A new spin on the boiled egg and soldier brekkie - the Soldier egg cup.
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Rid your life of the ubiquitous white headphones with these TMA headphones KIBISI.
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The Naked Malfi doll from 'Friends With You' - for when only the absurd will do.
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Random place those little cubes and create a whole new time zone on your living room wall - Infinite wall clock by Progetti.
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Take this Japanese bike for a ride and then store in the bar when you've had enough fresh air. Foldable bike from Tokyu Hands.
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Get out of your armchair and into The TANK CHAIR by Pharell Williams
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Wire chairs for the wireless generation - furniture by Korean artist Kwangho Lee.
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Swide's pick for cheesophile Stefano Gabbana - the mouse-shaped cheese knife.
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Chairs For The Dysfunctional - the chair that counts the number of calories used whislt you fidget. Genius. From Alice Wang.
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Women style yourself in manner of Helmut Newton or men in manner of Gossip Girl's handsome rogue Chuck Bass in a bowtie by D&G.
Source: Swide's Christmas wishlist.
Photo credits: Various
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