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Take her off that leash!

Posted Nov 30, 2009

And put her into those tracking-deviced knickers instead! "So what were your knickers doing in the park if you were at work all day?"... Technology is getting romantic!

 

 Live the stalker dream... The GPS intimate range.

 

We tend to picture Brazilians as this free-spirited, liberated bunch... But has all this freedom gone so far that in a bizarre reversal of situation men are now feeling the need to track their women down with a little help from technology? We're not quite talking microchips of the doggy kind (the ones that are surgically implanted in their ears...), but, even more randomly, SatNav in the loved one's intimates.

We're curious about what kind of brainstorming session could lead to the designing of a GPS-tracked range of basques and panties but it obviously appealed to this Brazilian underwear company; after all why charge only a couple of hundred dollars for such delicate nylontastic designs (...) when the clever addition of a pager resembling a cell phone circa 1995 will increase the retail value by twice the original price?

Interestingly enough this modern-day chastity belt was conceptualised by a woman (may it be that female liberation fronts never hit those sunny shores?). Apparently it could also come in handy for women themselves in order to track their own pants down...Mrs Lindy Luce, we got to ask, what kind of outrageous party girl have you been in the past to ever have thought this up? Oh to be a chip in those knickers...

 

Never misplace a wife ever again!

 

Source: NY Daily News, Linde Lucy

Photo credits: Various

 

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