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Is it the snow or the dark nights? We have no idea except that our poor mailbag has put on weight and we try to help a Kylie fan go to the ball.

From: desperately seeking kylie
To: a little helper desk
Subject: (t-shirt)

Good evening Mr Dolce & Gabbana,

I need to know immediately if there is any chance if I can get the T-shirt that Kylie worn in her Come Into My World Music video. I have a party on Friday and really want to wear it. If you cannot help me can you tell me who can?

I wait to hear from you very soon.

From: better things to do
To: desperately seeking kylie
Subject: (t-shirt)

Dear Sir,

Many thanks for getting in touch and for sharing your exciting news with us about your forthcoming party. The items designed for Kylie's tour are, as you can imagine, rare and precious items that the designers rarely send to people that they are unfamiliar with. I'm afraid that if they can't help you, in this case - no one can.

Best regards,

Dolce & Gabbana

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From: come and join me in the sun
To: a little helper desk
Subject: house in spain

I write to inform you about a very interesting place in Madrid to rent, downtown, in the street XXXX. It’s near a square and close to the main streets. It has 250 square meters down below with option to extend to an even bigger size.

In case the designers are interested, put them in touch with us and we'll take it from there.

From: better things to do
To: come and join me in the sun
Subject: house in spain

Dears Sirs,

Many thanks for your kind email about your house in Spain.

It interested us immensely that “down below” is so big – plus it can extend as well. Goodness.

Unfortunately the designers are busy preparing for womenswear fashion week and so are unlikely to give you a call anytime soon.

We wish you well however with your large dreams.

Dolce & Gabbana

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From: the one
To: a little helper desk
Subject:

Dear Dolce & Gabbana,

This is a picture of my friend. I wanted to show it to you. His name is Mathew. I shot the picture myself a few days ago.

From: better things to do
To: the one
Subject:

Dear Sir,

Thanks for sharing your friend’s picture with us. He looks very nice but I think you'll find he's not actually "the one". The One is currently Matthew McConaughey.

Best regards

Dolce & Gabbana

 

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