Swide Magazine by Dolce&Gabbana

Perhaps it's the credit crunch - or that people are just getting better looking? Whatever it is this week's mail-bag is full of models wanting our attention. Can we live on models alone?

As we shifted through the pretty faces (life is tough, and yes we do get paid to do this job) - we reveal some of their begging letters.

From: zoolander
To: a little helper desk
Subject: My photos

Hello,

These are my pics. I want to be a model and think I can make revenues. I want to join the D&G competition.

Thank-you for your time.

From: better things to do
To: zoolander
Subject: My photos

Dear Sir,

Many thanks for getting in touch and for sharing your beautiful images. We were thrilled to see them, and after passing them around the office we've put them in a very safe place.

As you will imagine Mr Dolce & Mr Gabbana are very busy men and so usually tend to use reputable model agencies in order to hire models for the brand's catwalk shows. Perhaps you could try sending your pics to a professional agency? Much as " a little helper desk" consider itself a talent scout in its private life, in the office I'm afraid we're unable to help further.

Best regards,

A little Helper Desk

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From: Overweight images
To: a little helper desk
Subject: PORFOLIO

Hello,

My porfolio is attached. Please look at it and send it to the designers.

I want to be a famous model

From: better things to do
To: overweight images
Subject: PORFOLIO

Dear Sir,

Many thanks for getting in touch. We apologise for the delay in getting back to you sooner, but our email wasn't working correctly. We've just been informed that it was actually a result of your email attachments containing very heavy images, which blocked our servers for the best part of the day.

May we suggest an image-diet before you start your career?

Best regards,

A little Helper Desk

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From: Mama Mia!
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Sweden

My name is Bjorg Rasmussen, im 19 years old from Sweden.

I love working as a model. And looking out for new jobs,

Info about me

167 high
Eyes blue/green
Jeans European 32
Shoes 45 European
Weight: 85 kilos
Here is some pictures of me.

From: better things to do
To: Mama Mia!
Subject: Sweden

Dear Sir,

Many thanks for getting in touch and thanks for your selection of images. They have in fact persuaded us to visit Sweden for a short trip. In terms of your future - from the information you sent us, everything appears on track. Best of luck!

Best regards,

A little Helper Desk

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