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Make and break Facebook friends

Posted Dec 3, 2008

This week's in-box is sadly full of requests and little in the way of festive love. Readers - where - is - the- love? Blogs, models and facebook friend requests? Remember there is only one little helper desk!

From: Me
To: a little helper desk
Subject: My Foto

It's my foto

From: better things to do
To: Me (you)
Subject: My (your) Foto

Dear Madam,

Much as it was our pleaure to see you posing with a violin, we must admit to not having much in the way of musical tastes.

We wish you well however with your musical (or modelling??) career.

Kind regards,

Dolce & Gabbana

From: Viral hunter
To: a little helper desk
Subject: My Facebook Page

Take a look at my Facebook page. You can make friends with me?

Thank-you

From: better things to do
To: VIRUS
Subject: My Facebook Page

Dear Madam,

It certainly made our day to have the opportunity to take a look at your eight friends.

However, may we suggest in order to boost your friends profile, it could be helpful to leave your computer for a little time each day, and build somewhat on reality?

Kind regards, and many, many best wishes for the future

Dolce & Gabbana

From: Blogger on the hunt
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Join me!

Hello, I have a blog in Finland that I think Dolce & Gabbana should be on. We sell nail varnishes and other things like hair brushes and nail clippers - please take a look and let me know if you can become involved with me.

From: better things to do
To: Blogger on the hunt
Subject: Join me!

Dear Blogger,

Thank-you for your interesting letter.

Much as we'd like to become involved with you - we prefer to remain mysterious about the need for everyday beauty objects. Honestly speaking, we prefer our colleagues to assume we wake up looking like we do. We trust you understand.

Best regards,

Dolce & Gabbana

 

 

 


 

 

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