Swide Magazine by Dolce&Gabbana

From: in search of amore
To: a little helper desk
Subject: question

Dear Dolce & Gabbana Team,

Can you let me know who is the male model in the attached picture????? It was taken on one of your runways a few years ago but I don’t the date or where. I want to know who he is and contact details.
Thank your very much for replying as soon as possible, my cell phone is xxxxxxxx if you find out asap.

Best regards,

From: better things to do
To: in search of amore
Subject: question

Dear Sir,

We’re sorry to leave you in the lurch, but we unfortunately can’t reveal a model’s personal details. We hope you won’t give up the challenge however, as in our experience we’ve found the path of true love never runs smoothly.

With much love,

Dolce & Gabbana

From: secret service
To: a little helper desk
Subject: he said she said

Dear Sirs,

I have found a number of what I consider to be fakes here in Thailand and would like to make it my business to find the person responsible and recover your losses. I would be more than willing to help and attach a document containing what I’ve investigated so far.

Do let me know asap if I should proceed with this investigation. My rates are very reasonable.

Thank-you

From: better things todo
To: secret service
Subject: he said she said

Dear Sir

Thank-you ever so much for your kind assistance. Unfortunately for you however we are actually using another gentleman for these tasks, whom you may have heard of? He goes by the name of J.Bond.

Yours attentively,

Dolce & Gabbana

From: hello is it me you're looking for
To: a little helper desk
Subject: friends

Hello!

I would like to meet Mr.Dolce and Mr.Gabbana very much. Can you let me know how I can meet them please!! I LOVE Dolce&Gabbana and buy it all the time.

Thank-you!!!

From: better things to do
To: hello is it me you're looking for
Subject: friends

Dear Ms Sociable,

We’re sorry but in our years of experience we’ve found that Mr.Dolce and Mr.Gabbana tend to select their own friends. Perhaps if you gave us a little more information about yourself we could suggest another avenue for your enthusiasm.

Yours in anticipation,

Dolce & Gabbana