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Our in-box has swelled this week with new supermodels, anonymous helpers and a Dolce & Gabbana fan wanting presents...

From: Supermodel
To: a little helper desk
Subject: My favorite hobby is fashion

Hello. I'm now working like a catwalk model. I love my job. But my only dream in the world is to work for you in Dolce Gabbana. I really very much want to meet Stefano Gabbana and Domenico Dolce. I send you my portfolio of pictures, I don't like them but they only I have me. My growth is 181cm.

Thank you very much, I can't wait very long for your reply,

From: better things to do
To: Supermodel
Subject: My favorite hobby is fashion

Dear Madam,

Thank-you for your email and your pictures

We're very happy to hear that you appear to be growing at the rate of a strong healthy young lady. Unfortunately at this moment in time both Mr Domenico and Mr Gabbana are, like yourself rather busy and so sadly, will not be able to meet you in the near future.

Good luck,

Dolce & Gabbana

From: first.surname@email address
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Anonymous

To whom it may concern,

I would like to know where I can report people who are producing fake Dolce & Gabbana product.
I would like to remain confidential.
Thank you

From: better things to do
To: first.surname@email address
Subject: Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

Thank-you for your email. In our experience however if you wish to remain to anonymous it's better not to write from an email address that reveals your name and surname.

Feel free to contact us again when you your identity is securely concealed.

Many thanks,

Dolce & Gabbana

To: A little helper desk
From: Penniless
Subject: A question from a young Italian boy

Hello,

I am an eighteen year old boy from Italy and I like D&G very much but I have no money for buying real product from D&G and because of this I have a question. Could you think of sending me your products? I would be so happy.

Yours sincerely,

From: better things to do
To: Penniless
Subject: A question from a young Italian boy

Dear Sir,

We sympathise with you, we really do.

Perhaps you could take a look at any of the possible vacancies at Dolce & Gabbana boutiques. In this way, at the very least you get to touch the product all day long, plus earn money whilst you're doing it.

Best regards,

Dolce & Gabbana

 

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