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Inspiration comes in many unexpected ways to the lovely people filling our inbox this week: we've got dogwalkers, potential buyers of designer Easter eggs and... well, there is also this e-mail from HR which is substantially less "lovely".

From: Dogwalker in Milan
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Message for Mr Gabbana

 Hey there,

I just wanted to inform you that I am professional dogwalker here in Milan and am totally available to take care of Stefano Gabbana's latest dog whom I saw on his Twitter and isn't he adorable! I have excellent leash skills, and an expertise in labradors so will you please be so kind as to pass on my details to Stefano? Thanks!

 

From: better things to do
To:  Dogwalker in Milan
Subject: Mr Gabbana will not be receiving your message

 Dearest,

What a wonderful idea, little Toto is such a darling indeed! However I am afraid your excellent poo-picking skills just will not cut the mustard as we decided we would quite fancy the job ourselves. Best of luck in your professional future and bump into you at the park maybe?

Best regards,,

A Little Helper Desk. 

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From:
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Designer Easter

 Hey so I am really into fashion and big name designers and so I searched [online auction site] for designer Easter eggs and I found this D&G triple chocolate one with a rhinestone-encrusted silk bow and I wanted to ask if you thought that was a genuine item. I appreciate it!

 

From: better things to do
To:
Subject:

 My oh my, the rhinestone-encrusted triple chocolate D&G Easter delight; a sign of the times: counterfeiters are getting more inventive while their target clientele... well they're not really getting any smarter, are they? All we can think of saying is happy Easter indeed! Try not to choke on the embellishments. 

Best regards,

A Little Helper Desk. 

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From: The HR comedian
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Termination

 You're fired.

The HR people.

 

From: better things to do
To: The HR comedian
Subject: April's fools?

 Haha, almost had me there!

 

Best regards,

A Little Helper Desk. 

 

From: better things to do
To: The HR comedian
Subject: Re: April's fools?

Would you be so kind as to confirm this was indeed an April's Fools joke in the manner of Sir Alan?

 

Best regards,

A Little Helper Desk.

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