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Mondo Trasho : An Introduction

Posted Mar 5, 2011

Welcome our new columnist: Tea Hacic-Vlahovic. Your weekly dose of craze and fun will be published weekly here on SWIDE every Saturday. This is the introduction... or let's say, just the beginning.

People who say, “it’s a cruel world” have probably lived in Milan.
After almost 3 years here I’ve learned that everyone is connected [via gossip], you can’t get away with anything [flat shoes], and friendships are as fleeting as the [drug-fueled] afterparties.

 Milan is where “News” is someone photoshopping their Facebook Profile picture, “Fashion Icon” is considered a profession and the biggest accomplishment you can achieve is finding a heterosexual boyfriend.
While reaching “It Girl” status in NYC means being an artist [dating Kanye West], in Milan it means knowing a PR.

 But be careful; if you’re seen with the wrong DJ or last season Zara you’re kicked back to the curb [Colonne di San Lorenzo] as fast as you can say “but I’m on the list!”
That being said, Milan has its charms; our Men’s Fashion Week is the best [dirtiest] and you can find a fur coat for 15 euros [Porta Genova Vintage Market].  The food is good [when you allow yourself to eat] and there are plenty of foreigners [thank god you never learned Italian].
If you’ve got your head on straight, sleep at least 2 nights a week and avoid “Hollywood” you can get by and have fun. So for those of you who just can’t leave the drama or their beloved Aperitivo, I’ll be here to guide you through the ride.

Who is tea? Well, Tea was born in Zagreb, Croatia, grew up in North Carolina and currently lives in Milan, studying Fashion Design at NABA. She spends her free time picking up boys at McDonald's and writing her blog. Follow her on twitter here. Add her on facebook here.

Credits: Tea 

 

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