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Virtual outcast

Posted Dec 11, 2008

If you've never visited Milan you may assume it’s a chic place consisting of black cashmere, designer labels, chic restaurants and fine wines..

The reality of Milan however is, (I hope you're taking notes Victoria) if you dare to step away from the Bulgari hotel – is a lot trashier, and naturally, is the place where I spend most of my time. Take for example a drinks menu.

Post-work in a London bar, a bar order tends to go something like this, “Four glasses of (large) white wine please.” Post-work in a Milanese bar however an order tends to go something like this, “One Pina Colada, two Campari sodas, and an Aperol & soda per favore.”

Take the Pina Colada, not a drink that springs to mind when imagining Milan in December – yet it remains the drink of choice for the majority of my colleagues (male and female before you ask - but obviously at DG the lines are often blurred if you get my drift...) with a Campari & Soda coming a close second. Not cocktails of choice I’ll ever confess to having sampled pre-Milan but I find myself increasingly opting for.

Now, I'm aware this is not an obvious tragedy but with Christmas parties obviously come Christmas photographs - and mine are looking distinctly unworthy of Facebook (and therefore useless) as a result. My new best friend - the office photoshop boy and what every girl needs this Christmas, has been working ever so hard to remove any trace of "merriness", however the end results - black cashmere and a random Pina Colada just don't work.

Facebook is needless to say "on hold" until the situation improves and I've officially become a virtual outcast. Put that on your profile and smoke it.

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