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The super way to handle life

Posted Sep 26, 2009

Life is easier if you are blessed with the beauty, height and even the fortunes of Naomi, Eva and Claudia, however yesterday I managed to discover supermodel tricks that even lesser beauties can try at home.

So there I was clutching my microphone, gazing at the gazelle-like limbs of the legendary ladies and reminding myself to book a leg wax when I was hauled into my first interview with Eva. When a question momentarily stumped Eva and I got an unexpected reaction rather than the usual, "umm", I realised that perhaps there's a whole host of supermodel tricks out there even I could try.

When unsure of what to say in a difficult situation: Move your left shoulder in a sultry, dare we say it, sexy way, thus giving you precious minutes to compose yourself, all of course done with a smile. The onlooker will momentarily focus on your shoulder and forget your saying nothing - at all.

Stump the enemy: When replying to a question that you've asked a thousand times (were you not aware of the deadline?) smile like you've just won the gene lottery and move ever so slightly forward, thus throwing your onlooker off balance in a nervous manner.

Politeness wins out in the end: Create a supermodel persona Claudia style by refusing to acknowledge stutters and sweaty palms and laughing in a kindly manner at people's weak jokes.

If all these tricks fail to charm you out of your tricky situation - find the closest male model and take five minutes out to contemplate life instead.

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