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I am officially a cougar
If the only thing you usually have in the morning is coffee...this is the post for you.
There I was muttering under my breath at the thought of working on Saturday. I'd missed my usual necessity - coffee as I ran for the bus at 8.30 AM ...8.30AM on a SATURDAY MORNING. The minute however I got through the backstage doors however I realised I should be thoroughly ashamed of myself.
As I walked into the backstage area pre DG menswear show I experienced "sheer joy" (and believe me it is). A room full of hot models, and hot playful model. Coffee, what coffee?
My job? To interview them (all). Now before you start the rush to send in your C.V's - I need to tell you a few things for to do this job you need to be absolutely prepared and confident of the following:
That...
1. The models will see you as their mum, if at best an eccentric auntie
2. They will laugh at your jokes kindly as if you were a teacher attempting to be cool
3. They will ask if they can carry your bag (notebooks, lipgloss, usual necessitites) as if you were reaching pension age
4. Your sophisticated silk skirt and blouse will immediately look middle-aged next to their laidback cool outfit of jeans and rock-star t-shirt
5. You'll instantly realise you've been kidding yourself that "mid" thirties is in fact considered young. In their world - it's not, and therefore and (possibly the most disturbing part) you are in fact considered a COUGAR a la Jennifer Anniston????
Think again. Think again.
Sympathy notes to behindtheseamsgirl@gmail.com
More about fashion's language at /www.swide.com/History/Behind-The-Seams/Fashion-language
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