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How many fashionistas does it take to kill a wasp?

Posted May 7, 2009

Today's office drama was set off by a low flying wasp. With Vogue serving as our weapon of choice, the process of tracking down the wasp didn't resemble anything I'd really want to see again, but did prove that 9/10 of my colleagues can actually run.

Despite the fact our office is a haven of thinness - exercise is not a word that springs off the glossed lips of my colleagues. Legs are for showcasing this season's shoes and little else. A driver is the fairytale ending and until then taxi's tend to suffice.

It was therefore quite a shock today to see the office sprinting for the door (only previously seen before when David Gandy was rumoured to be in the building) when a wasp came in through the window (yes our office has a window - weird in fashionland).

The term a "sporty bunch" is not what immediately sprung to mind. The poor and brave wasp, may I add (would you enter an office full of female fashionistas the morning after a work do?) immediately did what any living creature with fear did - and took to hiding out in the light fittings. This led to lots of hiding stories where we all confessed what parties we'd managed to sneak into over the seasons (best award - Cannes last year and the colleague who pretended to be someone's girlf).

Sadly the wasp, didn't have a future in fashion and was brought down by Vogue. Something we've all experienced on occasions.

With special thanks to William for being the hero of the hour.

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