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Get your people to tweet my people

Posted May 1, 2009

How to perfect the A-list lifestyle - it may be easier than you first thought. I monitor the celebrity tweets of the day with disturbing results.

So what mad, crazy things are the A-list really up to?

Well they're never at home for a start. Villas appear to be reserved for OK magazine shoots, and so when not acting as master of their households, what exactly do they do? What follows is a selection of today's celebrity tweets (if you ignore all the 'charidee' or scary religious bits)...

"Walking the dog"

"Going to Starbucks"

or

**STOP PRESS**

"Having meetings back to back"

It's like the A-list have morphed into the geeky kids at school. They refuse to talk to anybody, are rarely seen at parties and have a phobia of speaking to anyone who isn't one of them.

What happened to pool-parties, swapping lovers, or at the very least shopping? The embarrasing part is that for years I've been doing these very things in order to mirror an A-List life, when I should have just saved myself the pain & cost and walked my mum's dog instead.

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