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Bare naked lady

Posted Apr 10, 2009

In Japanese schools (random but stick with me) they cleverly have a set date when the winter uniform changes to spring - despite the weather. Could this be the office answer to when "to bare or not to bare"??

Puzzling me at the moment is the correct moment as to when the tights come off and bare legs should stroll into the office. Too soon and one can look like they'd rather be at the beach - a big no no in these straitened times, but not soon enough however and one can miss the style boat altogether and end up harboured in last seasonsville.

Yes, before the barrage of angry and insulting emails, yes - this is ALL I have to worry about in my shallow little life - and I personally like it that way. I've spent many a year ridding myself of loved ones, avoiding responsibility and building a strong relationship with my blackberry to break it all by worrying about the world's problems and the lives of others - and quite frankly I wouldn't have it any other way.

Anyway back to the former issue of legs. I've noticed a few people sitting on the fence opting for sheer tights which I personally feel is a cop out, one should stick to their guns and not be afraid to show the world your decision (once again, this is a decision that matters to me). As a last resort I'm considering writing to H.R and asking them to make a decree (beacuse lord knows they write them about everything else in the building) asking when the correct moment should be.

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