From: Young looking Dolce&Gabbana wearing mother

To: Swide

Subject: Never too old to be a teenager

Dear Swide,

my daughter has been obsessively following your every move when it comes to her idol, Justin Bieber. Needless to say I am relieved we are not talking about a Michael Jackson in Moonwalker crush, but a good "safe" role model. Although the role model might be the same age as her. Last night, we ended up travelling all the way from London to Milan to see Justin. I couldn't understand what the fuss was about, nothing like a Nirvana addiction, or teens gone astray. At this point, I am not sure if I should be worried or pleased. Even confused one might say.... Little Justin seems to have all the characteristics I am looking for in an adult partner... Guess I will be sitting front row at the next concert without my daughter. LOL.

Cynthia

From: Swide

To: Young looking eccetera

Subject: Not a dating agency

Dear Cynthia,

we are not sure if you are hinting at something. Are you aiming to an in? We cannot provide phone numbers, tickets, and exclusive unexpected visits to adults. Justin has an over18 policy, and so do we. We wish you all the luck in finding a potential suitor with all Justin Bieber characteristics.

Best,

Swide - concerned at heart in matters of the heart.