Dear readers,

one often finds himself in bizarre situations in this office. Everyday is a party. There is much to gossip about, too many people to make fun of, and well one forgets how to be serious. Yet, answering the mini-laundrette letters cannot just be about euphoric laughter, some issues are very serious and need to be taken seriously.

To: Mini-Laundrette
From: Undisclosed Sender
Subject: Italians do it Better

Hi,

I read your article on Italian men, and I want to become one. I usually don't read magazine, but I need your help. Could you please tell me how Italian men...? I am not sure I understand, can you please explain in detail. I want to become one.

Xman

To: Xman
From: La Mini-Laundrette
Subject: Italians do it Much Better

Dear Mr/Ms Xman,

for once, I have to say I am at a loss of words. I have been thinking about this e-mail for hours, I am not sure how to give you guidance. Should I direct you to a very good plastic surgeon in Brazil, which part of becoming an Italian man is to you fundamental? The Italian part, or the “man” part?
In either case, I really want to help because you seem to me a very confused person. Next week I will illustrate some more points on Italian men that could be of use to you. Needless to say I can only give you tips on how Italians do it (better), the man part, that I can't help.

The Mini-Laundrette
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