From: Wanna be Swider

To: Swide

Subject: Work?

Hi,

I've been out of the work force for couple of decades, however, I heard from someone who works with someone who knows someone who ran into someone else who had heard that you had people sitting with laptops on the stairs between floor 1 at Dolce to floor 3 that the magazine is growing in numbers. I am willing to have a lap desk either on the elevator or in the phone boot outside of your street. Can I send my CV?

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From: Swider

To: Wanna be Swider

Subject: The Waiting List

Hi Unknown wannabe editor, illustrator, designer, sub-editor, deputy editor, copy, translator, web designer, coordinator....

It is true that the numbers are growing, yet it is also true that the waiting list for the next available work placement is as long as for a Kelly bag one.

We, however, will put you on the bottom of the list as soon as you send us your CV. Unfortunately the desk-spots you mentioned have already been filled, and we are talking to management to refurnish the garden with more desks.

As I am writing this I am being transported to the Gold Restaurant's facilities with my desk, my Mac, and well myself.

Swide