From: Prim and proper
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Your ad

Your new threesome ad is disgusting.  I only hope you have to describe to your daughter why it isn't appropriate to have sex with two guys even though *your* ad says it is. I can only hope you use good sense and remove this ad. By the way, good job going from a gang-rape ad to a MMF threesome ad.  You are truly moving in the wrong direction.  

From: better things to do
To: Proper deranged
Subject: YOUR daughter

Keep being that kind of parent and she will most probably end up in an MMF scenario, only off-camera and in your own bedroom. At least our model was paid for it...

Best regards,

A Little Helper Desk.

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From: A concerned mother
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Your filth and total lack of wisdom

I could not help but notice your site these days is pretty covered in naked torsos and various depictions of boys in underwear; upon clicking on an article promising me to help with the last minute ski preparations I subjected my sons to the pretty upsetting sight of male models virtually undressed. The way you people have of objectifying the male body is frankly vile and unsettling for young boys growing up in a world like a meatpacking district. I sincerely hope you sort yourself out and learn the meaning of the word "respectibility".

From: better things to do
To: The reaon why your children will eventually do drugs
Subject: Two steps away from happiness

 First one: buy yourself a dictionary unless you want your sons to be dysfunctional both sexually AND grammatically (hint: respectability).

Second one: Grow some balls, women have been subjected to such treatment... well, since about forever and apart from a notable few exceptions they have turned out just fine.

Best regards,

A Little Helper Desk.

PS: Find attached a few post-runway shower shots to teach your kids all about anatomy.

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From: A psychology student
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Thesis research

 I am currently researching the effects of model nudity on the human psyche and would therefore require naked pictures of your fragrance model in the white speedos for experimental purposes. Thanks.

From: better things to do
To: Why so shy?
Subject: There is no shame in solo activities

That being said there are much more suitable online destinations for those.

Best regards,

A Little Helper Desk.