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CELEBRITIES > GOSSIP > Selling snow to eskimos Date posted: 2nd June 2009

Selling snow to eskimos

This week our mailbox is full of budding entrepreneurs wanting to sell us not only part of various third world countries - but a jewellery collection and a new sportswear brand. What part of Dolce & Gabbana do people not understand exactly??

From: Kazakhstan
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Menswear brand

Hello representatives Dolce & Gabbana.

Do not consider this the writings of a mad person, I write this letter in senses and I have an idea, into the account of design of men's wear and underwear. It will turn all industry of a man's fashion. All will put on in these clothes: millionaires, actors, rockers, rappers, sportsmen and simple people.

I think it is a good idea and i can offer anonymity to create it. Call this number - but please can you provide a translator as my English is not so good.

Thank-you and faithfully.

From: better things to do
To:
Kazakhstan
Subject: Menswear brand

Dear Sir,

Many thanks for getting in touch and for sharing your ideas. We were thrilled to understand your ideas for our brand, but perhaps if you have the time you might like to take a look at www.dolcegabbana.com where you'll find lots of information and images from our already established menswear collection.

In terms of underwear - our recent campaign is available at www.dolcegabbana.com/underwear featuring model David Gandy - we think you'll find this campaign in particular worth a look.

Best regards,

A little Helper Desk

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From: Accessories Director
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Jewellery

Hello,

Please take a look at our jewellery collection which we think could be good for the Dolce shops.

Thank-you. I've also attached some order forms.

From: better things to do
To: Accessories Director
Subject: Jewellery

Dear Madam,

Many thanks for getting in touch.

You certainly made us think of Christmas after we took a quick look at your jewellery collection, we were reminded strangely enough of Christmas crackers?

May we sugest you visit a Dolce & Gabbana boutique next time you pass one to understand in a little more depth the brand Dolce & Gabbana.

Best regards,

A little Helper Desk

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From: Me
To: a little helper desk
Subject: Pictures

I've sent some pictures of me - feel free to use them or store them somewhere.

From: better things to do
To: Me
Subject: Pictures

Dear Sir,

Many thanks for getting in touch and thanks for your selection of images. Unfortunately we don't presently have "an archive for random pictures" and so at this moment in time we regret to say we'll be unable to keep them on file.

Best regards,

A little Helper Desk

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