Ivan Olita has gone and done a good one. Not what you would usually find on Swide and maybe that’s why we love it. He’s bagged an interview with an actor who is said be starring alongside Lindsay Lohan in Paul Schrader’s new film ‘The Canyons’. What’s even more interesting about all this is that the actor, James Deen, is in fact a porn actor and director… could this get any better?
‘The Canyons’ has already got everyone talking, even before Lindsay Lohan has signed the dotted line. I mean, who can blame us for getting excited when we hear ‘Lindsay Lohan plus Porn Actor which probably equals nudity, which is the word that’s got the Hollywood bad girl having second thoughts.
Anyway, Ivan Olita would like to introduce you to James Deen, a pornstar who has starred in over 2000 films, claims that his $20,000 a month wage makes him feel overpaid and a guy who is best known in the industry for being … normal looking, oh, and I forgot to mention that in 2009, at the age of 23, he was named ‘Male Performer of the Year’ by Adult Video news.
With irrelevant questions and healthy serving of sarcasm, Ivan Olita presents James Deen…
What’s your ‘Plan B’?
I have made a point of diversifying my skills so when I am unable to perform anymore I will still be able to work in the adult industry either directing or producing. I currently direct but I focus mainly on performing because it is way more fun and what I truly love to do. If I needed to leave the adult industry I would go back to school and study various things until I found another field that I thought was enjoyable?
If you were sent to prison, what would be your crime?
I don't think I totally understand this question. I don't commit crimes that would send me to prison so I am confuse?
What question would you like to ask yourself?
Again I am confused by this question
I am hopefully going to just continue working as a performer and do a bunch of good scenes
What daily ritual that you perform makes you feel the safest, and why?
Again also a bit confusing; if this is in reference to std's everyone is thoroughly tested and we all check each others test before the scenes. If this is about personal habits, then I don't really do anything specific. I eat breakfast take a shower and go to work like everyone else
What are you wearing right now?
Teach us something very useful.
the html code to create a space in between some text and whatever you are putting around it is <br>
Give advice to yourself in the past.
Buy stock in apple the iPhone will take off one day
What album are you listening in your iPod right now?
I have been listening to a lot of older stuff these days. I have a mix going with Refused, Minor Threat, Pixies, Fugazi, Pavement, Chisel and Billy Joel... don't know why that last one is in there but it made the mix
Please name something that other people seem to care about, but that doesn’t matter at all to you, as well as something that you care about very much that seems unimportant to others…
I don't know... tough one
James Deen looking dapper
Have you ever peed in the shower?
The size of your hard-disc?
I have lots of them most are around a terabyte
Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra?
Bra is short for brassiere and that is an independent thing while pants are... fuck i have no idea
What's your favourite word?
Flamingo, explosion, smock
If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
How much cash do you have on you?
None, I am in my pyjamas
Who is the fourth person on your missed calls?
You are making a time capsule that you will bury in your backyard and dig up on your 90th birthday…
hahahah no way i will make it to 90
…What are the five most important things you put in it?
In a time capsule? ummm I would put a jar of something that smells really bad when opened, some cash, a few fake passports, a gun, and a note saying if you found this you will be murdered soon
You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Only one power sucks... I guess the power to control and manipulate the world as I see fit. Like I could make a pile of money appear or a door blow up or change people’s hair colour or whatever.