And put her into those tracking-deviced knickers instead! "So what were your knickers doing in the park if you were at work all day?"... Technology is getting romantic!

ELLE Russia is feeling very cosmopolitan this month as it pays a stylish tribute to the world's fashion capitals.

We all may have bohemian dreams, but let's face it we'd all be bored after a few weeks in a cottage. Instead it's time to embrace the big city and all it's advantages - including the opportunity to showcase some of the world's finest tailoring. Straighten up and click on the Swide edit as we reveal how to wear the new tailoring and why slippers should never remain at home.

 No. 365 in a limited series - ... for this art-lover likes nothing more than walking around quiet museums. Silence is golden as are her artfully chosen accessories.

We all like ourselves a little sparkling but when it becomes an obstacle to our making-out routine then something needs to be done! Luckily those clever Japanese have once more come to the rescue.

His upcoming flick is inspired by the Bunraku dolls used in traditional Japanese theatre. Oh to play dolls with you Josh...

If you really want to forge ahead in the stakes forget worn stereotypes. The festive season does not - we're pleased to say have to involve red, green or glitter.

Victoria Beckham has showcased her determination and nerves of steel. Now it's time to see her shine. Photographed by Alexi Lubomirski, styled by Vanessa Coyle.

You know it's going to be a long day when you're sent a schedule that when printed amounts to four pages. The excursion? Paris with the boss - which in my case happen to be Stefano Gabbana and Domenico Dolce.

Women, as we all know are complex characters and therefore attempting to find something, anything that will suit our varying moods, is not an easy task. As fashion idols such as French Vogue's Carine Roitfeld, Madonna, Lady Gaga and Penelope Cruz have been seen sporting lace pieces from Dolce & Gabbana's forthcoming spring/summer 2010 collection - Swide takes a moment to consider, what it is that makes women fall in love with lace.

No. 361 in a limited series - you needn't be on the stage to shine in the Broadway lights.

If Christmas and its usual round of predictable dressing fails to excite you - it's time for some lateral thinking. Forget red and green and opt for a flash of shocking pink and a pair of eye-catching shoes that will ensure Christmas conversation stays well away from mince-pies and focuses entirely on ...you.

Following in the miniature footsteps of those other Twilight dolls Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart - we peek at a pocket-sized Taylor.

Her only crime was her obsession with the latest A-list fashion craze though nothing says victim about her sexy rogue look.

 No. 360 in a limited series - after all where's the fun in going home when you can flaunt this alluringly sexy look and keep warm in this darling little cape?

No. 359 in a limited series - the modern guy-about-town. He knows the fun lies in Upper West parties and Upper East bedrooms but chooses a decisively Downtown approach to style to keep fresh and cool.

Christmas is the perfect time to embrace your teenage kicks. On D&G's new online store you can literally stay up all night and ensure Christmas shopping is done in the click of a mouse. Our Swide stylist has put down her party invitations and scanned the D&G online store for the outfits and accessories to ensure your Christmas shopping will move at the speed of Santa's reindeer.

With the likes of Michelle and Carla, the First Lady has been one of the fashion icons of the year. In a playful new spread, Harper’s Bazaar China pays tribute to the stylish ladies stealing the attention away from the powerful men with a total look by Dolce & Gabbana.

Moaning, humping, grunting adult film stars coming to a phone screen near you; it's on planes, trains, buses and on the underground. What with new technologies and wireless everywhere it's more than likely that on your next commute you'll get more of an eyeful than you bargained for!

Proving size isn't everything - sometimes in life it's the little things that count, like accessories. Delving into D&G's new spring/summer 2010 collection Swide shows you how to update your forthcoming spring wardrobe with the speed of a lone ranger.

Ten Heads courtesy of Ten’s November issue: ten perfectly beautiful but ever-so-slightly angry-looking heads… One can only wonder what photographer Jason Lloyd Evans was telling the girls upon shooting them. If looks could kill…

When designers Stefano Gabbana and Domenico Dolce said they were off to Paris - we couldn't help but offer to stalk them all day long on Twitter. And they agreed...

 No. 357 in a limited series - you know it's the weekend when it's time to pack your weekend bag.

No.346 in a limited series - we all dream of having one of those wardrobes where no matter what the occasion there's the perfect look waiting. We show you how in our daily fashion fix.

With the exception of Oceans Eleven (Twelve?) - these are quite possible the best looking criminals we've seen in a long time. To find out what exactly they've done - click on the video inside.

No.355 in a limited series - ensure you have time to enjoy the ski-season by opting for an online shopping fix.

The 2010 Pirelli calendar shot by Terry Richardson was launched yesterday in London. Shot on location in Trancoso Brazil at the new UXUA Casa hotel, peek at the hotel and the Pirelli pics here.

The cover star for December’s issue of British GQ, regal beauty Nicole Kidman unleashes her darker side in an uber-sexy black corset. 

With severe cuts in the media world, influential bloggers, and Twitter swaying Iraqi elections, it was only a matter of time before the news industry had to change. No longer enough for people to tell us the story – we want to be involved in telling the story too. Youtube Direct a new service launching on Tuesday takes news to the next dimension.

Just opened in London is an exhibition that the National Gallery hopes will move it into the contemporary: clever strategy or just whoring itself out?

No.354 in a limited series - forget what they say in guidebooks. When out of town (we're not talking city break here) don't attempt to blend in. Opt for a bold look and make the city all yours.

 Reminding us she is more than just a mother to the world’s most stylish toddler (we admit we may be feeling a touch jealous of Suri’s shoe closet), Katie Holmes is ever so resplendent as she casually poses in a stunning Dolce & Gabbana lace number.

EXCLUSIVE!!!!!! Designers Stefano Gabbana and Domenico Dolce hit New York at the beginning of November to shoot their forthcoming spring 2010 advertising campaign with Steven Klein. Swide being the backstage beast that it is – was hanging out in the shadows capturing all the action. Click to view...

New documentary Robsessed out now on DVD claims to access all areas of actor Robert Pattinson's life and although previews of the 70-minute film don't exactly live up to its hype it does ensure 2009 ends with a documentary bang.

No.352 in a limited series - take a dandy out of his country pile and put him in the city and he has the power to put a smile on even the most hardened of urbanite's faces.

There’s a new option for everybody who is both attracted by nature and commodities but not the lack of facilities. A new on the road beauty centre, turns a low maintenance trip into something altogether different.

No.351 in a limited series. Nobody likes Mondays (unless of course you're on holiday) - but that's no excuse to let the style side down. Put on your more fabulous pieces and watch the day slip away.

For those of you planning a Christmas excursion somewhere hot, let this be your mood-board. Shot by Todd Barry and styled by Naomi Smith and Max Pinnell.

Some girls just have it - they saunter into a bar looking sexily ruffled and nonchalant. Don't despair though as for spring 2010, D&G's tribe of urban cowgirls will ensure you'll be the one sauntering into the saloon.

Somehow the sight of Dita all dressed up with everywhere to go never fails to bore us. Meanwhile on Twitter, she's tweeting from China. Find out more...

No.347 in a limited series - yes we're all aware that depending on your hipster status - an evening out should be scheduled for when everybody else is in front of the TV - ie Monday. Break away from the cult of cool, and be fabulous whatever night of the week it is.

No.346 in a limited series - attempting to take on the world is far easier with a friend in tow - likewise your wardrobe is far more powerful when you layer it up.

Here at Swide we're great believers in the alternative which is why we're campaigning for people watching to become an Olympic sport. It really is harder than it looks.

Could a young actor ask for more? Forthcoming parts in both Twilight and Harry Potter. We only hope he's interviewing security as we speak.

No.345 in a limited series - forget playing it safe where invitations are concerned - pack for any occasion and the rest will follow. Two-day weekends are so very last season.

Shot by Sebastian Kim and featuring model Alla Kostromicheva this Numero shoot features a combination of over-sized jewellery and dramatic prints.

Designer Servet Yuksel's new Hidemax bike takes the humble bicycle design and reinvents it for the future. Rather than focus solely on adjustable saddle height - its handlebars also move to address performance, speed and function.

If you think feeling sexy is only about wearing silk - think again. Next season's spring 2010 Dolce & Gabbana collection showcases lace, crochet and net - fabrics that celebrate the female form and evoke the designer's strong Sicilian heritage.

Miranda Kerr continues her transformation from Victoria Secret's model to edgy muse in the latest issue of V Magazine.

Exclusive! Madonna has joined forces with Italian designers Dolce & Gabbana to showcase their spring/summer 2010 collection in the brand's forthcoming ad campaign. The campaign was shot in New York by photographer Steven Klein. Find out more here...

From the fictional vampire nation a.k.a Twilight to the supposed first steps of Dracula according to Bram Stoker - Swide reveals the brooding places to visit this fall.

Much as we have grown to love that ubiquitous white plastic that appears to know grow on trees in an urban area near you - at home we prefer to kick back with more of a vintage backdrop - and dare we say it a newspaper, and that much underrated device - the radio.

No.340 in a limited series - forget deadlines, the onset of Christmas, and the lousy weather - it's time to put the razzle dazzle in fall and shine like the star your wardrobe knows you can be.

French upcoming model Constance Jablonski showcases the furs to wrap up in for the latest issue of Vogue Russia. Photographed by KT Auleta and styled by Samuel Drira - this is one little French lady who's going places.

You may pretend whilst sat behind your laptop you are of course learning something - however if you're anything like us, that usually only amounts to Perez Hilton's latest update. With this new blog learnsomethingeveryday.co.uk, you may find something other than celebrity tantrums to discuss.

No.339 in a limited series - if the cap fits. Ensure your outfit speaks volumes by adding a hat, shoes and bag that prove you're ready to go the distance.

White shirt envy alert! How can one lady look so hot in a pair of ray bans and a white shirt? She can if she's model Iris Strubegger who showcases the androgynous look to perfection in this shoot photographed by Paola Kudacki and styled by Francesco Sourigues.

No.338 in a limited series - it's all very well behaving nonchalantly, but if you want something than it's better to be prepared.

Despite the fact we like to maintain the illusion of long lunches, champagne pit stops and shoe shopping - there is a point when we need to sit at our desks and get creative. We reveal how to get an inside look at the creative world of work - Swide style.

Living in an era where gossip magazines highlight every pimple that a celebrity possesses - we're ever so slightly in love with this over the top (dare we say kitsch?) shoot that features Christina, her husband and new baby being downright fabulous at home.

Legendary actor Marlon Brando's appearance in 1953's The Wild One was the role that introduced the bad-boy image as we know it today on a global scale. With the world still clambering to dress like an anti-hero, we reveal the secrets to becoming an original legend without the need for an agent.